Veep S1E2: Frozen Yoghurt



Key Events

  • Selina negotiates filibuster reform with Doyle
  • Selina becomes temporary president when he gets sick
  • Selina forced to mingle with normal people at Frozen Yoghurt store while sick

Lines

See that? Gary was a major at U.V.A in science, so occasionally that’s of use.

— Selina
attitude

Move on from what? We dated for like a week. It was like getting over mild food poisoning.

— Amy
simile

I want to get there early. I want the people who are on time to think that they’re late.

— Selina
clever

You’re the guy with the big bag of lip balm, Gary. You’re fucking Kissinger.

— Dan
specificity
analogy
attitude

Doyle is essential. He’s the Russian doll of the senate. Comes with little senators inside of him.

— Selina
analogy
bizarre
clever

I hope you don’t take this the wrong way. But can I just say you kinda look like an asshole.

— Mike
reversal of attitude

If you can get a senate reform bill through the place it’s designed to reform, that would be amazing. I mean, that would be like persuading a guy to fist himself.

— Doyle
naughty
simile
clever
imagery

Gary, senator Doyle’s guy looks like he’s dying. If I were you, I would go straight to the pharmacy and take one of everything.

— Amy
exaggeration

I think I did the right thing, but I just need you to confirm that I did the right thing.

— Selina

No, I didn’t have it covered. And it’s your job to know that if I say I have it covered, I don’t have it covered and you cover me.

— Selina

POTUS wants is to announce clean jobs task force next week when he’s in town. So you, my friend, have your cock out at a funeral.

— Mike
mean
naughty
analogy

Can I get a heads-up? ‘Cause I’m standing over here like a fucking meerkat.

— Leon West
simile
imagery

My balls are comprehensively busted here. I’m down to my reserve pair.

— Mike
word choice

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